Name: Stick It To The Can
Duration: P00H03M24S
Description: professional singer sings cautionary tale about going to bed bath and beyond and doing some vERY naughty tingsss'

Stick It To The Can

by the mitosis bros

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professional singer sings cautionary tale about going to bed bath and beyond and doing some vERY naughty tingsss'

lyrics

do you believe in magic? was it everything your mother told you

been tired ever since I stuck my dick in a can
I'm referring to the bed bath and beyond register
stuck my dick in a register
my dick was on money
it was kinda funny
funny funny funny funny
(HE)

I done stuck my dick in a can
it hurt my hand
to open that cash register
oh if you can understand

bed bath and beyond
is beyond the least of my concerns
what i have done
is making my stomach churn
arrested for indecent exposure
and the photos were spread all over
what ever happened... to a little privacy oh oh

if your penis is big enough
and you dont get put in handcuffs
for being a deviant
best way to get past the bed bath and beyond
employees is to sprint

it doesnt matter how much
vulgar tasteless songs i make
no one will ever learn from
my past mistakes
im the bed bath and beyond
cash register penis sticker
and i hope you learned something
from this song

.....

when I was young young younger than before

I didn't realize I would stick my penis in the register at bed bath and beyond

credits

released May 20, 2022
sam lynch for the nick drake instrumental at the end
go subscribe to his channel on youtube (its just sam lynch)

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the mitosis bros Boulder, Colorado

most famous musician from boulder colorado.,.,,... mitosis bros band.,.,,. good singer.,,.., all instruments are live,,.,

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